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- 02 Mar 2015
- "Just The Facts, Ma'am" with Siri
Posted by Gabriel Lan
As the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web, the internet adult film database catalogs hundreds of thousands of pornstars and porn movie titles alike. We here at IAFD are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars. As such, we decided to go straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them..... things they like, dislike, favorite things, hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call “Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature a girl with an incredible smile – the ever popular Siri
Just The Facts, Ma'am
Name: Siri (short for Sigrid, meaning Beautiful Victory in Old Norse)
Date of Birth: June 20, 1988
Place of Birth: Minneapolis, MN
Measurements: Bra size: 30H (all natural) Bust: 38″ Waist: 27″ Hips: 38″
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red
Shoe Size: 9.5
Tattoos: Heart with guitar tuning knobs on left inside forearm, Swedish Dala Horse on right inside upper arm, Hummingbird near left hip bone
Social Media Address(s): twitter.com/SIRIpornstar, OfficialSIRI.com, DreamLover.com/SIRI
Amazon Wish List: SpoilSIRI.com
1st Scene: Reality Kings “Siri Says” Big Naturals with Voodoo, February 2012
A shot from Siri’s first scene
Most Memorable Scene To Date: My first anal scene, Stacked 2 from Hard X directed by Mason, with Mick Blue
Favorite Position: Doggy
Turn Ons: Confidence, nice eyes
Turn Offs: Arrogance, guys who are lazy with their hygiene
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Movie: Interstellar
Favorite TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Girls, Orange is the New Black
Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins.
Favorite Music Genre: A bit of everything, from classic rock to indie pop, from old country to EDM, from Taylor Swift to Kanye. I just like whatever’s good.
Pets: I don’t have any right now. But I LOVE cats!
Pastimes or Hobbies: knitting, karaoke, singing and playing guitar/mandolin
Post Porn Aspirations: To leave my (big boob-shaped) mark on the world.
- 21 Feb 2015
- Our Thoughts on "X Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time"
Posted by vanzetti
This month, Showtime is running Eli Cross/Bryn Pryor and Paul Fishbein‘s documentary X Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time; overall, I found the documentary to be a little too self-serious, and I have some issues with the list of movies they chose — most notably, there’s a gap covering the Silver and Iron Ages — between 1984 and 1992 — which should not have been overlooked, IMHO.
As I mentioned elsewhere, I am excited that this movie got produced at all, let alone scored distribution on Showtime, the other major American cable network that isn’t HBO.
Chanel Preston hosted the proceedings, providing opening and closing stand-ups, connective tissue and some brief in-studio interviews with Christy Canyon, Wesley Emerson (Cass Paley), Kimberly Kane and Ana Foxxx
The format was pretty rigid – generous amounts of harder-than-expected footage from the films in question, intercut with talking heads – usually people involved in the movie. Due to the size of the list and the length of the documentary, each movie only got a bit over 2 minutes of discussion each.
(Speaking of the interviews, some of them were presented waaaay over-exposed. I’m not sure of the stylistic choice of presenting it this way, but I found it distracting, when correctly exposed footage seemed to exist.)
In addition, when participants in the movies couldn’t be found, they relied on recent starts to offer opinions or summaries – for example, Skin Diamond (Best Oral (get it?), 2014 AVN Awards) was used to do the heavy lifting summarizing Deep Throat, since pretty everyone involved in that movie is dead now; Riley Reid talked about Blonde Ambition; Casey Calvert spoke about Nothing to Hide 1
But, BUT! They did get some great modern-day footage of performers Constance Money, Georgina Spelvin, Kay Parker, Eric Edwards, Richard Pacheco and Gloria Leonard from her final interview (courtesy of Steven Morowitz of Distribpix – Steven’s blog posting about his participation)
We talked about the doc during the latest episode of ThisAintNotTheViewXXX and how the makers completely skipped over The Silver and Iron Age of the adult movie — just off the tops of our heads, we had to wonder where was New Wave Hookers (1985) or Night Trips (1989) or Chameleon (1989) or Adventures of Buttman (1989) or Dog Walker (1994). (1989 was a really great year for porn!) We couldn’t find a list of the movies, so I put my own together.
Major directors are overlooked – where is Bob Chinn? Robert McCallum? Carter Stevens? Svetlana? Alex DeRenzy? Henri Fucking Pachard? The Dark Brothers? John Leslie? Cecil Howard’s great, but does he deserve three movies on the list? No mention of Seka except for an appearance in a coming attraction that ran under the credits?
Any list will have its omissions, so I wonder if there were outside forces influencing some of the choices – was Johnny Wadd passed over because Chinn didn’t want to participate? (I have no clue; just using him as an example.) Could they not get the rights to show clips from New Wave Hookers? (Same caveat.)
Here’s their list, ordered by year of release, which is how the documentary was structured:
- Deep Throat (1972), directed by Gerard Damiano
- Behind the Green Door 1 (1972), directed by Artie Mitchell and Jim Mitchell
- Devil in Miss Jones 1 (1973), directed by Gerard Damiano
- Opening of Misty Beethoven (1975), directed by Henry Paris
- Barbara Broadcast (1977), directed by Henry Paris
- Debbie Does Dallas 1 (1978), directed by Jim Buckley
- Blonde Ambition (1980), directed by John Amero and Lem Amero
- Taboo 1 (1980), directed by Kirdy Stevens
- Neon Nights (1981), directed by Cecil Howard
- Cafe Flesh (1982), directed by Rinse Dream
- Scoundrels (1982), directed by Cecil Howard
- Roommates (1981), directed by Chuck Vincent
- Nothing to Hide 1 (1981*), directed by Anthony Spinelli
- Firestorm (1984), directed by Cecil Howard
- Hidden Obsessions (1992), directed by Andrew Blake
- Justine: Nothing to Hide 2 (1993), directed by Paul Thomas
- Latex (1995), directed by Michael Ninn
- Flashpoint (1998), directed by Brad Armstrong
- Looker 1 (1998), directed by Nic Cramer
- Seven Deadly Sins (1999), directed by Ren Savant
- Dark Angels (2000), directed by Nick Andrews
- Fashionistas 1 (2002), directed by John Stagliano
- Masseuse 1 (2004), directed by Paul Thomas
- New Devil in Miss Jones (2005), directed by Paul Thomas
- Pirates (2005), directed by Joone
- Corruption (2006), directed by Eli Cross
- Upload (2007), directed by Eli Cross
- Fallen (2008), directed by Brad Armstrong
- 8th Day (2009), directed by Ren Savant
- Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2012), directed by Axel Braun
- Underworld (2013), directed by Brad Armstrong
- Wasteland (2012), directed by Graham Travis
- Submission Of Emma Marx (2013), directed by Jacky St. James and Eddie Powell
* A quick note on years: According to the US Copyright Office, Nothing to Hide has a date of publication of December 18, 1981. The AFAA and CFAA gave it awards in 1981, it won “Best Film” at the 1982 Adam Film World awards, but AVN didn’t give it any awards until 1984, and in their book “AVN Guide to the 500 Greatest Adult Films of All Time” they list the date as 1983; which the copyright office lists as the date of registration (not the date of creation). IMDB also lists its release as 1981.
What are your thoughts on the list?
- 16 Feb 2015
- The 2015 Spank Bank Award Winners
Posted by IAFD Staff
In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.
The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking', ‘sexual innuendo', ‘buttering up', or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.
Technical awards were given out at a luncheon ceremony held earlier in the week at an offsite location. The winners of those honorable mentions follow the main awards:
The 2015 Spank Bank Awards
The 2015 Spank Bank ‘Technical’ Awards
A Bad Girl To Blow Your Mind
A Booty That Don’t Need Explaining
A Little Slice of Pink Heaven
A Living, Breathing Doll
A True Evil Angel
All The Right Junk In All The Right Places
Ambidextrous Jack Off Artist
American Porn Idol
America’s Favorite Pole Dancer
America’s Next Top Porn Model
Ariana Grande’s Sluttier Doppleganger
Badass Ball Busting Bitch
Begging For a Crack Attack
Bespectacled Buttsex Addict
Best BareAss Baker
Best Canadian Treat Since Maple Syrup
Best Couch Cuddling Cooze
Best Cum Covered Grin
Best Cushion For The Pushin’
Best Demonstration of ‘Self Fisting’
Best Display of Choking on Dick
Best Dressed Slut
Best G/G Kisser
Best Groomed Bearded Clam
Best Honeymoon Hostess
Best Nails For Digging Into Your Back
Best New Additions
Best Reason To Get Satellite Radio
Best Road Trip / Road Head Giver
Best Self Photographer
Best Thing To Come Out of Russia Since Vodka
Best Twisted Sense of Humor
Best Usage of Camel Toe in a Public Setting
Best Youtube Channel EVER!
Better Than Any Monet mASSterpiece
Bionic Blonde Starfish
Brainiac Bimbo of the Year
Chillest Bitch on the Planet
Clam Crazed Cooze
Curly Haired Sex Kitten
Cutest Pouty Face
Director of Devilish Deviants
Dirtiest Debut of the Year
Fantasy “Best Friends’ Mom”
Favorite Porn Star of Girlfriends Everywhere
Freakiest Freckle Faced Cutie
Friendliest Cum Junkie
Hot As Fuck in Any Language
Hottest Home Improvement Harlot
Hottest Video Gamer on Earth
Indestructable Poop Chute
Instagram Girl of the Year
Kitten So Good, It’s Drippin’ On Wood
Marilyn Monroe’s Porn Clone
More Time Masturbating = No Time For Drama
Most Downloaded Slut of the Year
Most Eager Spanking Receiver
Most Flexible Floozie
Most ‘Hands On’ Director
Most Likely To Fuck at the Bar While in the Bar
Most Likely To Have A ‘Spitting’ Orgasm
Most Likely To Mix a Beat While Being Ass Fucked
Most Likely To Star In Her Own XXX Anime Feature
Most Magnificent Meat Curtains
Most Perverted PAWG
Most Reliable Whore
Most Squeezable Badonkadonk
Most Stunning Facial
Most Talented Tramp
NOT ‘Gay For Pay’, But Bi EVERY Day
Perfecter of the Perfect Stroke
Prettiest Pink Stink
Prettiest Pink Taco
Princess of Profanity
Proof of the Existence of Amazonian Warriors
Prototype of All Future Sex Machines
Pussy Pumping Party Hostess
Queen of the Chicken Wing
Queen of the Dommed
Queen of the Rim Job
Queen of the Slurp
Real Life Mythical Creature
Ropeburn’s Best Friend
Ruling The World With A Manicured Iron Fist
Runway Model Gone Bad
She’ll Leave You Breathless
Size Queen of the Year
Smoothest Cock Sockets
Sphincter Wizard Surrounded By Muggles
Thank God She Does Anal Now!
Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 2
Thank God She Does Anal Now! Part 3
Thank God She Takes Vitamin ‘D’ Now!
The 7 AM Cookie Monster
The American Dream
The Darker The Berry, The Sweeter The Juice
The Gaped Crusader
The Grandest Canyon
The Human Party
The Notorious V.A.G.
The Pale (Cock) Rider
The Perfect All American Girl
The Porn Stars’ Favorite Pussy Eater
The Queen of B&W Photography
The Unspoken Of Filthy Disney Princess
Total Jackoff Material
Triple (Penetration) Threat
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio
World’s Most Beautiful Envelope Licker
World’s Sexiest Sci-Fi Nerd
World’s Sweetest Slut
Worship Worthy Booty
- 30 Jan 2015
- The 2015 Spank Bank Awards Nominations Are Here!
Posted by IAFD Staff
Writer Gabriel Lan, back when he was at Fox Magazine, founded the Spank Bank Awards, an irreverent group of categories meant to honor the gals (and guys) who helped us make many deposits into our own personal Spank Bank over the past year.
When Gabriel joined our team, he brought the awards with him, so we’re happy to announce The 2015 Spank Bank Awards Nominees.
The most nominated star is Casey Calvert with 15 noms. Close on her heels is Carter Cruise with 14. Trailing close behind with 12 noms each are Jennifer White, Chanel Preston, Adriana Chechik, Anikka Albrite, Maddy O’Reilly and Penny Pax. Rounding out the Top 10 with 11 noms each are Veruca James, Bonnie Rotten and Ash Hollywood.
Winners will be announced as soon as we wring every last piece of social media traffic out of this… so in about a week or so. :-)
Follow @iafdcom and @gabriel_lan on Twitter for details and to get the heads up on the big reveal. Use the hashtag #spankbank15
Most Spanked To Girl of the Year
Dirty Little Slut of the Year
Ho Holes of the Year
America’s Porn Sweetheart
Asshole of the Year
Bad Ass Brunette of the Year
BBC Slut of the Year
Best “Come Fuck Me” Eyes
Best “O” Face
Best All Around Ho
Best Hands (aka Puppeteer of the Year)
Best High Speed DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)
Best Unborn Baby Swallower
Best Vocals (While Being Railed)
Blonde Bombshell of the Year
Boobalicious Babe of the Year
Breakthrough Star of the Year
Cock Sucking Whore of the Year
Cum Dumpster of the Year
Cumback of the Year
Dick of the Year
DP Diva of the Year
Fetish Floozie of the Year
Fucking Nerd of the Year
Fun Sized Fuck Bunny
Gang Banged Slut of the Year
Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz
Imported Whore of the Year
Life Sized Human Hand Puppet
Masturbator of the Year
Mattress Actress of the Year
Most Adorable Slut
Most Beautiful Whore
Most Magnificent MILF
Most Photogenic Slut
Most Underrated Whore
Most Voluptuous Vixen
Newcummer of the Year
Porn’s Next “It” Girl
Prettiest Girl In Porn
Pussy Eating Princess of the Year
Pussy of the Year
Red Haired Harlot of the Year
Sexiest Inked Slut
Sexiest Woman Alive
Super Squirter of the Year
The Girl Next Door … Only Better
The Total Package
Tweeting Twat of the Year
Two Hot Dogs in a Hallway
Wet Dream Girl
- 23 Jan 2015
- This Ain't Not The View XXX - A New Podcast
Posted by IAFD Staff
So, Rog of RogReviews.com, Dr. Chauntelle of ChauntelleTibbals.com and myself have joined forces and are going to throw our hat into the podcasting ring, with a casual chat about the industry. We’re calling the new venture This Ain’t Not The View XXX and we’re hoping to have other people sit in on future installments. We took some inspiration from This Week in Tech by recording our first episode in person at a trade show… our next episode will be recorded remotely via Skype and the plan it to be recording new episodes biweekly.
The show will live at ThisAintNotTheViewXXX.com
We hope you enjoy the episode.
- 19 Jan 2015
- A Small Site Tweak to the Matchups Page
Posted by IAFD Staff
Got an email today:
I’m trying to ID the source of a scene featuring Leslie Taylor and a female named Caroline . Your page of pairings lists 3 females with that name , and 6 movies, none of which matches the scene I have on file.
I suspect my main problem is that most performers have used more than one name … While IAFD lists only a matching performer’s ”principal” name on that matchups page , the file provider may have used one of the AKAs .
Currently my alternative is to search either ALL the headshots (there are 646 , and I find many females ”don’t look much like” their headshots) , or LOTS of movies (in this case , since I’m looking at a file from 2002 , I may only have to check 280 of the 807 movies in his list , released in 2002 or earlier). Either way isn’t ”fun” … and , in fact , neither is guaranteed to work .
If IAFD printed out (on the matchups page) all AKA names along with the “principal” name , that would make the ID task a lot easier . But , that might
also upset the appearance of the matchups page, especially for performers that have a lot of AKA.s .
At present , I have no idea if either of these changes could easily be made , or would be of interest to other IAFD visitors . And there may be something else you have in mind that could also help … (I have other scenes to ID , too).
So, it took all of 30 seconds to add the performer AKA to the MatchUps page and tweak the CSS to make it look pretty, so that’s what we did.
- 16 Jan 2015
- Congrats to the XBiz Award Winners!
Posted by IAFD Staff
Well, we’re a little sad. Another year goes by, and it’s merely an honor to be nominated… FreeOnes took the Adult Site of the Year: Fan Site award for the whatever year running (but who’s counting?). Along with them, a bunch of other people won awards, here they are. It’s almost 4 AM on the East Coast, so I’m calling it a night with only the most minimal data analysis…
On the performer side, the big winners were Carter Cruise and James Deen who both won 3 awards.
The big winner was Eli Cross’ Wetwork (2014) which won SEVEN awards; Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical (2014) and Second Chances (2014) were tied for second-most honored with 4 wins apiece.
So, here’s the breakdown:
All-Black Release of the Year
All-Girl Release of the Year
All-Sex Release of the Year
Amateur Release of the Year
Asian-Themed Release of the Year
BDSM Release of the Year
Best Actor – Couples-Themed Release
Best Actor – Feature Movie
Best Actor – Parody Release
Best Actress – All-Girl Release
Best Actress – Couples-Themed Release
Best Actress – Feature Movie
Best Art Direction
Best New Starlet
Best Non-Sex Acting Performance
Best Scene – All-Girl
Best Scene – Couples-Themed Release
Best Scene – Non-Feature Release
Best Scene – Parody Release
Best Scene – Vignette Release
Best Special Effects
Best Supporting Actor
Best Supporting Actress
Couples-Themed Release of the Year
Crossover Star of the Year
Director of the Year – Feature Release
Director of the Year – Non-Feature Release
Director of the Year – Parody
Director of the Year: Body of Work
European Director of the Year
European Feature Release of the Year
European Non-Feature Release of the Year
Feature Movie of the Year
Female Performer of the Year
Feminist Porn Release of the Year
Fetish Release of the Year
Foreign Female Performer of the Year
Foreign Male Performer of the Year
Gay Director of the Year
Gay Movie of the Year
Gay Performer of the Year
Girl/Girl Performer of the Year
Gonzo Release of the Year
Interracial Release of the Year
Latin-Themed Release of the Year
Male Performer of the Year
MILF Performer of the Year
Parody Release of the Year: Comedy
Parody Release of the Year: Drama
Pro-Am Release of the Year
Screenplay of the Year
Specialty Release of the Year
Transsexual Director of the Year
Transsexual Performer of the Year
Transsexual Release of the Year
Vignette Release of the Year
- 13 Jan 2015
- ‘Words With (Slutty) Friends' featuring Dakota Skye
Posted by Gabriel Lan
Used commonly in therapy and psychoanalysis, ‘Word Association’ can be a means of creating a psychiatric evaluation of an individual. Participants in word association are instructed to simply respond to a given word spontaneously with the first word, thing, or phrase that comes to their mind. Some experts in the field of psychology believe that the responses can be revealing about the inner workings of the subconscious mind of that individual.
Since we at IAFD.com knew all you filthy minded perverts out there were wondering what your favorite pornstars were thinking about subconsciously, we simply asked them for you. In this installment, we put the mind of Spank Bank Awards ‘Newcummer of the Year’, ‘Most Adorable Slut’, and ‘Fun Sized Fuck Bunny’ nominee Dakota Skye to the test.
Here are the results:
Gabriel Lan: Unique
Dakota Skye: My belly button
Gabriel Lan: Adult
Dakota Skye: Star
Gabriel Lan: Twat
Dakota Skye: Cunt
Gabriel Lan: Penetration
Dakota Skye: Double
Gabriel Lan: Candle
Dakota Skye: Wax
Gabriel Lan: Inhale
Dakota Skye: Cum
Gabriel Lan: Caboose
Dakota Skye: What the fuck?!?!
Gabriel Lan: Dirty
Dakota Skye: Mind
Gabriel Lan: Enchanted
Dakota Skye: Princess cum slut
Gabriel Lan: Fancy
Dakota Skye: Feast
Gabriel Lan: Girly
Dakota Skye: Teen
Gabriel Lan: Butthole
Dakota Skye: QUEEN!
Gabriel Lan: Hump
Dakota Skye: Everything
Gabriel Lan: Junk
Dakota Skye: in the trunk
Gabriel Lan: Box
Dakota Skye: PUSSY!
Gabriel Lan: Rocks
Dakota Skye: Kick
Gabriel Lan: Lantern
Dakota Skye: Green
Gabriel Lan: Dangle
Dakota Skye: Berry
Gabriel Lan: Muffin
Dakota Skye: Tops
Gabriel Lan: Naked
Dakota Skye: and helpless
Gabriel Lan: Onion
Dakota Skye: Ewww!
Gabriel Lan: Wild
Dakota Skye: Card
Gabriel Lan: Quake
Dakota Skye: Earth
Gabriel Lan: Rear
Dakota Skye: end is getting fucked
Gabriel Lan: Offensive
Dakota Skye: Dialog
Gabriel Lan: Shaved
Dakota Skye: Nuts
Gabriel Lan: Tiny
Dakota Skye: Twat
Gabriel Lan: Snatch
Dakota Skye: CATCH!
Gabriel Lan: Pervert
Dakota Skye: Yes!!
Gabriel Lan: Yes
Dakota Skye: No
Follow Dakota on Twitter ( @realdakotaskye ) and on Instagram ( realdakotaskye )
Find Dakota Skye’s filmography and all your other favorite pornstars on IAFD.com.
- 28 Dec 2014
- How Long Does it Take to Become an AVN Hall of Famer?
Posted by vanzetti
Looking over the list of 2015 AVN Hall of Name inductees, we found some favorites listed, and Kaylani Lei caught my eye because it seemed like she “just started” in 2002, and entrance into the hallowed hall should take some more time to earn… (this is purely a subjective reading of what it takes to get into the Hall and is not intended to reflect on her or anyone’s deservedness. I also think 2002 feels like last week instead of 12 years ago)
So, I figured I’d run the numbers and see what came up.
Turns out, it takes 16.76 years of service, on average to get into the Hall, so Kaylani’s 13 years in the industry puts her a little ahead of the curve. Some of her fellow nominees got in as quicker than the average – Kelly Madison (12 years), Dan O’Connell (13), Tim Von Swine and Porno Dan (14) and Joanna Jet (15). But most took a little longer: Alana Evans and Wesley Pipes (17), Eli Cross (18), Andre Madness (19), Billy Glide and Craven Moorehead (20), Greg Alves (21), Marci Hirsch (23), Howard Levine, Talon and Rayveness (25), Will Ryder (29), Karen Summer (33), Marc Dorcel (36) and the longest time to induction ever goes to this year’s honoree, Al Goldstein (47 years).
Some other fun facts – Joey Stefano and Victoria Paris were both inducted in 1997 with only 8 years under their belts; Shy Love got inducted next fastest with only 10 years in the industry.
This analysis is also incomplete in that we don’t list every inductee; just the ones we have database records on; so not everyone in the executive branch is listed (Sorry Bonnie!) nor is anyone in the Pleasure Products or Internet Branch listed, as we don’t cover those parts of the industry.
I put the spreadsheet up on Google Docs for those of you interested in having a look. The “First Year” column is pulled from our “Years Active” field except in cases where it was clearly wrong, i.e. Christian Mann has a couple titles listed in the IAFD from last year, but he was part of the industry since 1979. We arrived at that year because he was called a “35 year veteran of the industry” in his obituary. We noted these cases in the aptly named NOTES field. :-) And since this is the “Class of 2015″ we use that year for our calculations, even tho we’re still in 2014 as of this writing…
You’re free to make comments on the spreadsheet.
- 27 Dec 2014
- Congratulations Timmy
Posted by morbidthoughts
I would like to congratulate Baron T.Otto Wilhelm Gunther Dietrich Von Swine IVth otherwise known as Tim Von Swine to you commoners for his induction into the AVN Hall of Fame. He joins his partner in crime, Mike John (2014 class), in the Hall for his contributions to gonzo with his no holds barred pig slop.
I first met Timmy almost a decade ago through Jake Malone (RIP) and was shocked that he knew me from my old reviews on ADT. He pulled no punches describing the ins and out of the industry, and that candor was refreshing even if it turned off others and may have held him back in the business. Whether it was discussing hockey, music, his favourite women, or his work, he wasn’t going to bullshit you.
I salute you, Swine, and we need to chug some beers next month.
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