- 22 May 2013
- Today on Radio Sex: Candy Stripers (1978)
Posted by IAFD Staff
So we’re back on the radio again around 2:40 Eastern after a week off – Radio Sex is now Sirius XM 102 - – and we’ll be talking about Bob Chinn‘s 1978 classic, Candy Stripers.
This movie is notorious for having two fisting scenes in it, and one of the scenes is actually a double-fisting. The uncut version of the movie hasn’t been released on DVD or VOD for fear of prosecution over the fisting, but you can find the uncut movie online (cough, xhamster, cough). HOWEVER, the fisting scenes are hidden on the DVD (copped from Greybeard’s review of the film over at Adult DVD Talk):
Now to the Easter Egg stuff. … Here’s how to get to the scenes: After the Arrow Trailers, the following message is shown: “Easter Egg! To find the deleted scenes, start at the Main Menu, and from ‘Play Movie’, click a combination of four arrow buttons to access this Easter Egg.” … the correct combination of buttons once you are highlighted on “Play Movie” is: Right, Down, Right, Left, Enter. You can also simply play Title 2 using your DVD player’s navigation buttons.
The original running time of the film is 84 minutes, but with the cut scenes, we’re down to 73 on the DVD/VOD offerings.
We list 16 scenes, but that’s a bit misleading; many of the scenes are intercut or are very brief.
The movie doesn’t waste any time, starting out with Cris Cassidy (billed here as Montana) and medical intern Joey Silvera banging in her bed; but the coitus is interrupted by a phone call from Cris’ friend — but she asks her friend to hold on a minute so Joey can finish up. The whole scene is about 90 seconds. Cris then finishes talking to her friend, setting up the rest of the movie.
Roll opening credits.
Stock shots of ambulances pulling in to a hospital and Cris getting out and going in to work while a wah-wah laden theme song plays.
The credits tell us we have three Candy Stripers – Cris Cassidy. Amber Hunt and Nancy Hoffman – and they’re there to deliver newspapers and provide comfort to the afflicted. There are also some nurses, Lauren Black and Mimi Morgan watching over the hospital’s patients; and those patients include Paul Thomas, Rock Steadie and Phaedra Grant.
The plot, such as it is, concerns Nancy Hoffman‘s last day as a candy striper and her shenanigans. No one knows where she is, so the head striper, Sarge (Sharon Thorpe), searches and finds her in the linen closet blowing a doctor (Richard Pacheco). It’s a brief blowjob scene with him telling her to not “get any on her uniform!” when he cums on her face. There’s lots of silly puns and musical stingers. Sarge has an Alison Brie vibe going on, and I won’t be complaining about that.
The stripers then head out to see other patients – Amber (in cliche’d 70s rose colored glasses) goes to see Rock whom she has pee in a erlenmeyer flask and then she cleans him off with her mouth. He goes on to tell her how he fantasized about her the night before while he jerked off.
Cut back to the nurses station and Sarge is angry that Nancy has gone missing again, but we know she’s under the nurses station eating out nurse Lauren Black.
Cris goes back to see Phaedra with a delivery of giant bananas. They tease each other about Richard Pacheco‘s desire to get with Phaedra, and Cris leaves, promising to return soon.
Cut back to Rock and Amber in a 69.
Cut back to the Nurses Station where Nancy is now eating out Nurse Mimi Morgan. (It’s a throwaway gag)
Cut back to Rock and Amber where he’s eating her and then he gets her doggie style and works most of his fist into her. She then rolls onto her back where he can really work himself upside her. He doesn’t move a lot when he’s up there, but she bucks her hips like crazy and pulls his wrist deeper into her. It’s a long sequence; almost five minutes.
Then we meet patient Paul Thomas and his guest Eileen Wells. He has her finger herself and let him taste them. Nancy Hoffman walks in on them and is invited into the action.
Sarge busts into Phaedra’s room, interrupting her banana masturbation session, and Cris comes into give her a sponge bath and finds the banana sticking out of her snatch. Phaedra is mortally embarrassed, and Cris lends a loving hand. She teases that Phaedra would live Dr. Hart to be there, but Dr. Hart can’t do this — as she rotates the banana all the way around and then Cris goes down on her.
Back to PT, Eileen and Nancy and Nancy is eating out Eileen (this girl eats a ton of pussy in this movie!) and they strip down, and then Eileen tells Nancy to stick a finger in, then “stick them all in” and we have our second fisting of the movie. Eileen massages herself while Nancy keeps herself steady, gently rocking in rhythem with Eileen’s hips and then thrusting a bit more. PT warns Nancy “Don’t lose your watch!” and then after a few moments, an unexpected turn of events – Nancy slides a second hand into Eileen. (Granted, Nancy was a small girl, but still.) PT gets into the action, leaning out of the bed to suckle on Eileen’s left breast and to massage her clit. They also make out a bit. ancy then is throwing her whole body into the endeavor, smiling like its Christmas morning. Finally its over, and Nancy slips herself out and goes back to eating before a cut where Eileen is in bed with PT while he’s fucking Nancy doggie style. Then he fucks Eileen doggie while Nancy is under them and he cums on Nancy’s face. (She doesn’t do a great job of dodging his balls while he’s banging Eileen – looks like it could have hurt…)
Cut to a really nice overhead shot of Cris and Phaedra in a 69 as they wrap up their lovemaking.
That gets us thru the first seven pairings of the movie, and there’s only a half hour to go…
Amber (in her heart shaped rose glasses) goes home to bang intern Joey, and while she wishes it was a little more romantic, she has no trouble stepping out of her uniform to reveal her naked form. There’s a cute bit of them in bed and she complains about his socks being on…
Cut back to the hospital and everyone is getting ready for Nancy’s going away party. The operating theatre is decked out in streamers and everyone is there – except Amber and Joey who are having their own party - and Sarge. But then, speak of the devil, there’s Sarge! And she’s sad that everyone thinks she’s a prude, so she downs her drink (vodka?) and tells Nancy to “eat [her] out and get the party started!”
Back with Joey and Amber, he makes the confession that he wants to suck her asshole, and she treats it like the most romantic thing ever.
Back at the orgy, we get the rest of our scene pairings out of the way all at once. We find out that Sarge’s name tag is “Virginia O’Neil”
Nancy is literally dripping wet as Sarge eats her out. Everyone gets a little action, and orgy is well covered. Shots linger just long enough to build excitement and you can tell who everyone is. The only newcomer is Don Fernando who is brought in to make the pairings work out, and he and his shaggy hair bang both the nurses, Nurse Lauren Black and then Mimi Morgan in mish and scissor before she jerks him off. (The credits say that David Clark was in the orgy, but I can’t pick him out. Anyone?)
The orgy winds down with PT blowing his load on Eileen’s face and she and Cris clean him off. Meanwhile Richard Pacheco nails his patient Phaedra Grant bring their story to a close as he cums (no hands, John Leslie style) on her belly. Since Don turned his attentions to Mimi, Lauren went over and finished her story off with a Rock Steadie blow job until he came on her face.
Cut back to the apartment, and Joey and Amber are humping away in mish until he cums on her box. (Man, her hip bones are PRONOUNCED.)
Finally, we’re back in the OR and Sarge is laid on the table and all the nurses, patients and remaining candy stripers service her, while Sarge eats Eileen.
Finally, we’re back at the Nurses Station the next day and chesty new Candy Striper, Bron White, is starting her new job. The nurses drool over her large chest and as Bron walks away, she drops a folder and bends over to pick it up, giving us a nice shot of her ass thru her panties which stays on the screen as the credits roll.
For an excellent analysis of this movie and the comedy within, please check out one of my favorite reviews on the movie: We Have No Bananas: Joke Structure in CANDY STRIPERS (1978) over at Exploding Kinetoscope
Bob Chinn is one of my favorite directors of this era (Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls, Let’s Get Physical) and this is one of my favorites of his. It proves you don’t need a real plot – just a scenario to hang things on. ”Three Candy Stripers will do anything to make their patients feel better.” Done. Easy peasy. Everyone at one time or another has had a doctor or nurse fantasy, so we got that going for us here too.
The girls are all uniformly attractive — and hairy, this was the late 70s after all — and seem to enjoy what they’re doing. They’re partners in the proceedings as opposed to so many modern set ups where they are treated like props.
Since I know I’ll be asked, best scenes for me were the Cris Cassidy / Phaedra Grant and the Amber Hunt / Rock Steadie pairings. And for Ginger – 4.5 out of 5 dicks.
- 22 May 2013
- Yahoo takes over the world
Posted by morbidthoughts
So the big tech news this week is that Yahoo acquired Tumblr for a whopping $1.1 billion dollars. That’s Billion by the way, not million. I myself have a tumblr where I post zanier moments that would be censored by my Flickr, which coincidentally is also owned by Yahoo. There are rumours that Tumblr would eventually be censored similar to Flickr, requiring a login to see NSFW stuff, but so far Yahoo has issued denials.
Speaking of Flickr, Yahoo also gave it a makeover the same day it acquired Tumblr. They gave every user 1 terabyte of storage space and redid the interface so that it emphasises the photos more with the side effect of eating more bandwidth. If you want to see an example, you can view my AVN Expo and Awards photos that I posted without a writeup in January.*
Now does the new terabyte mean I will post more photos of the girls from the archives since space is no longer a concern? No, of course not. Space was never really an issue. Rather it was time and the new bandwidth leech interface eats up more time while I try to tag the photos with the names of the performers. No bueno. Oh well, I wanted to vent and highlight photos 4 months late.
*Life had gotten messy for me that month and writing about porn did not seem important in the big scheme of things. I should apologise because these glitches will surely happen again.
- 08 May 2013
- Today on Radio Sex: Blonde Brigade (2000)
Posted by vanzetti
In honor of today’s guest, Jill Kelly, I’ll be on Radio Sex’s YouPorn (Sirius XM 103, 2:40ish Eastern), talking to Christy and Ginger about Jim Holliday‘s movie Blonde Brigade, the fifth installment in the informally known “Jim and Jill” series.
The Jim and Jill movies were vignette style films directed by Holliday, whose scenes were introduced by Jill and Jim who shared an easy going banter and very likable presence. The irony of this title is so many of the women featured in it are not actually blonde, but brunette… no matter, tho; it’s a pretty good collection of scenes no matter the hair color.
Holliday, until his passing in 2004, was one of the leading historians of adult and his out-of-print 1986 book, Only the Best inspired a compilation series of the same name. As Dirty Movie Devotee wrote over at Videotramp:
“Holliday would do several more compilations under the ONLY THE BEST and LEGENDS OF PORN banners for Cal Vista, then got miffed when they used the now copyrighted titles for further tapes for which they did not seek his involvement. He took his act to rival company VCA who enabled him to assemble the ONLY THE VERY BEST (what a difference one word makes !) signature series with extra scenes he got to shoot with contemporary starlets added for bonus enticement. Industry giant VCA, run by the venerable Russ Hampshire, was also the place where Holliday’s directorial talents were nurtured into full bloom. The rest, as they say, is history and now sadly so is he, though he would be the first to appreciate the irony regarding his humble beginnings chronicling the evolution of erotica.”
The movie features music by Reno and the Rumrunners and they score the movie with fun surf music.
They open the movie in front of a green-screened beach with targets on their chests and introduce themselves in a self-deprecating manner, (“I’m Jim Holliday, and I reckon you know who you are…“) with Jill introducing herself as “the vain, narcissistic, egotiscal Jill Kelly.” They state that the show is about feedback, from fans and critics alike. They get right into and introduce us to Tracy Love and Julian who are offering up some “hot buttfucking action.”
And we’re right into a closeup of Tracy inhaling Julian’s member and then riding him cowgirl. He’s wearing a condom and he’s without his tribal sleeve and sporting a goatee. After the cowgirl they move to mish anal which also shows off her clit ring. He’s not stroking particularly deep, and she’s got her hand on his cock and he’s sliding it in. They move to doggie mish and he jerks off all over her face and chest.
Their next intro has the upcoming scene keyed in behind them as Jim waxes eloquent about where the industry is going, and he figured toes and assholes were the next big thing, so in an effort to give the fans what they want, they introduce Bobbi Bliss and Daisy Chain (a blonde in a brunette wig) who then do their own introduction since “J and J aren’t that into it, but we are…” Daisy shows off Bobbi’s foot and begins to worship it. After a spell, Bobbi returns the favor and up until this point, there hasn’t been a lot of “porn” just a lot of foot licking with Daisy rubbing herself a bit… and then, midway through the scene, they introduce special guest Felecia, and Daisy and Bobbi worship her feet. Eventually they move on to a more classic g/g/g scene with a black rubber dong, but the feet are not ignored. If you’re into feet, this is a homerun. If you’re not, you might wonder what all the fuss is about… or maybe it converts you. :-)
“Time to hit the FF!” they say as the next intro starts and Jim talks about going on Jill’s “internet thing” and reading that someone thought he was “the bomb” which made him feel good. They transition into a scene between Jill and her then beau, Julian.
Jill starts out on her back with Julian’s face buried in her quim, and she rather seems to like it. They move to the blowjob and now Julian is on his back, and she’s slobbering (literally) all over his cock, and they move to sidesaddle fucking. (Julian’s rascal is wrapped.) There are lots of full body shots, and olliday and his team know how to show off their performers. Jill rolls over into a reverse cowgirl and Julian’s thrusting becomes more animated. She pivots into a regular cowgirl until Julian jumps out from under her so he can cum on her face. Holliday makes sure that gravity is used to his advantage, and the guys are always above the girls when ejaculating. “Guess I’m not as vain as you thought!” she says with a mess on her face.
Next intro – “the thing I like about Jim Holliday’s movie is he gets girls who likes to fuck.” Jim adds, “Spend money on girls, not on fancy sets.” which sets up a large all-girl orgy. Felecia and Tabitha Stevens (who is so young and cute and giggly here) are the “Girls Who Can’t Cook” and Tabitha surprises Felecia with a “Brown Eye Buffet” made up of April Flowers, Bobbi Bliss, Daisy Chain, Ginger Paige, Jessica Drake, Olivia Parrish and Sydnee Steele. The girls’ asses are all in the air and Felecia makes her way down the line. Some of the girls are clad in body stockings with various patterns. None of the girls interact with each other, they’re just there to get their asses eaten a little bit.
Another intro, another reinforcement that Jim is “all about the fans.” Jim admits that it’s a goof having all the brunettes in a movie called “Blonde Brigade” and keeping with the low cost vibe, the next scene has Dillon Day walking into the Brown Eye Buffet and picking out Sydnee Steele and April Flowers. April is on her back while Sydnee straddles April’s face and Sydnee’s face is buried in Dillon’s crotch. Dillon adds a little digital stimulation to Sydnee’s girl parts. Sydnee and April move into a 69 and so April can blow Dillon, and Dillon manages to get most of Sydnee’s foot in his mouth. Cut to Dillon (condom) fucking April while Sydnee looks on. April is on top of Dillon while Sydnee straddles his face. It’s an interesting position as April gets to bend over and eat Sydnee’s ass. Then it’s Sydnee’s turn doggie style the reverse cowgirl and then Dillon stands over the two girls’ faces and grunts out a load on their cheeks.
Intro: Jim: “Jill – name two significant things that took place on April 12, 1961. Del Shannon’s Runaway entered the charts, and Yuri Gagarin went into space. I wonder how many of those Soviets? Russians? are floating out in space…“ Jill: “I know one — Major Tom!”
Evan Stone then wanders into the Brown Eye Buffet and takes Bobbi Bliss and (his then girlfriend) Jessica Drake into a bedroom set. They’re upset he took them out of a “butt tasting experience” but he tells them his minor in college was butt-tasting, and he, er, cracks the books… the girls get him on the bed and put their feet all over him and he exclaims that he’s heard “of this place called ‘Footsuckers Heaven’ and that they give great blowjobs there.” So capital letter Jessica Drake (she wasn’t all e.e. cummings yet) starts on him, but it quickly outshone by Bobbi’s impressive, effortless DT skills as she swallows Evan to the root. Everyone gets fucked (with a condom) and everyone cums, with Evan cumming last on their faces. (Not the greatest pop he ever did.) But the biggest sin is he says “Kiss each other” and they turn to one another, tongues out, and they CUT AWAY! GAAAH!
In this intro, Jim cops to pissing in the Pacific Ocean and Jill cops to watering Lake Havasu and we end up with Ginger Paige and Ian Daniels starting out with Ian worshiping her feet
They fuck missionary (condom) and she keeps her corset on the whole time… however, it like less of a porn fuck than just two people going at it. She then rides him cowgirl, they go to doggie (sans corset) and he cums on her butt.
Last intro an “We make movies that a guy and girl can jerk off to… If you want short, economical scenes that you can wait a whole week one scene a night to get yourself off — here’s your place.” And they intro the last scene between (not yet enhanced) Allysin Chaynes and Jill Kelly. They use a lot of toys, including a thin dildo that slips on the end of Jill’s finger to slide in Allysin’s ass. There’s only a little bit of kissing.
End credits which include the title card:
“As yet, Harry Houdini hasn’t made it back… neither has General Alfredo Stoessner… but rainwater lives on… think about it!”
This is perfectly acceptable trifle of a movie. Jim and Jill are perfectly affable and genial hosts. If you’re a foot person, this movie is totally aimed your way. If you’re not, you might be hitting the FF button here and there.
Best scenes are #s 3 (Jill/Julian), #5 (Sydnee/April/Dillon) and #6 (Bobbi/Jessica/Evan). Honorable mention to Scene 7, Ginger and Ian.
- 26 Apr 2013
- XRCO Award Winners 2013
Posted by vanzetti
The XRCO Awards were held April 25, 2013 at Supperclub in Hollywood. The show was hosted by Misty Stone and Ed Powers, with an assist from Heart-On (trophy) girls Maddy O’Reilly and Lilly Evans.
Winners are at the top of the lists in bold.
Best 3D Release
Best Director: Features
Best Director: Non-Features
Best Director: Parody
Best Gonzo Movie
Best Parody: Comedy
Best Parody: Comic Book
Best Parody: Drama
Cream Dream of the Year
Female Performer of the Year
Hall of Fame
Mainstream Adult Media Favorite
Male Performer of the Year
MILF Performer of the Year
New Starlet of the Year
New Stud of the Year
Orgasmic Analist of the Year
Orgasmic Oralist of the Year
Superslut of the Year
Unsung Siren of the Year
Unsung Swordsman of the Year
- 24 Apr 2013
- Tonight on Playboy Radio: Black Throat (1985)
Posted by vanzetti
[UPDATE: 24 Apr 2013 - Going to talk about this movie with Christy and Ginger on Radio Sex's YouPorn (SiriusXM 103) today around 2:40 Eastern. Article originally published on Jan 26, 2012]
We’re on Night Calls tonight, ONE HOUR EARLIER than usual because I am otherwise engaged at our normal time, so listen in at 6:40 pm Eastern / 3:40 pm Pacific.
We’ll be talking about the Dark Brothers’ 1985 movie, Black Throat. There are two versions in the IAFD, one that lists Traci Lords and one that doesn’t.
The story, such as it is, concerns Roscoe (Tony Martino) and his rubber rat friend Mr. Bob (voiced by Johnny Jump-Up, aka Antonio Passolini) and their quest to find Madame Mambo’s House of Fella-tee-o, with the help of a pimp named Jamal (Jack Baker).
Here’s the first five minutes of the movie, which sets the tone and really underlines the low-rent nature and crazy style of the vid.
Two scenes in the movie are absolutely top notch — one stars Erica Boyer in a blistering B/B/G and the other is Christy Canyon and Peter North. They’re worth the price of admission alone. In a review I wrote back in the 90s, I said:
Erica Boyer is looking her punkish best. She’s well toned, bush is a little trimmed back, and she’s laying on a couch covered in black garbage bag plastic in a room that is walled in with the same plastic.
She masturbates slowly, playing with her pussy and asshole, working a finger or two into each now and then. Then Steve Powers shows up and she starts chomping his choad. He shoves her sunglasses into her snatch and starts pouting champange all over her.
Enter Marc Wallice who covers her in corn oil (I don’t think sunflower oil was all the rage until the later 80s/early 90s :-) )
She gets flipped onto her stomach and Marc then works some fingers into her ass, and follows that with his banana dick. He fucks her ass with reckless abandon. Then Steve Powers enters her pussy (as some creme oozes from her ass). She is toally slicked up from shoulders to toes. Marc spanks her. “My asshole wants you!” she screams to Marc who obliges for a DP. What makes this DP something to see is both guys are pretty active, and she rides it out like a true slut; unlike most DPs in recent memories where one guy sits still while the other guy does all the work. Erica gets into this scene very much, screaming and yelling in rapturous delight, which we share in. Marc cums on her ass, and Steve cums on himself more or less.
If you don’t pop a chubby watching this scene, then check your pulse, you may be dead.
And then a sentence that really sums up the Dark Brothers’ aesthetic:
Mr. Bob talks to Erica’s asshole which quacks like a duck and they continue their quest for Madame Mambo.
About the Christy Canyon scene, I wrote:
In this scene, [Christy] dominates Peter North, who is chained to a table wearing a collar like they put on dogs to keep them from biting at their wounds. She is wearing studded gloves and a bustier number. Her eye makeup is 80s “punk” and she sucks cock like no one else.
She teases Peter, hitting him about the face and head with her tits (when they were quite a bit firmer, but just as ripe). “What, you afraid of big tits! Suck ‘em! You’re such a baby!” she yells at Peter. “Probably reminds you of when you were a little boy — sucking on mommmy’s tits, before you went to your room…” She removes the collar and really starts to beat him up with those wonderful breasts.
She plays with her cat o’ nine tails rubbing them over her tits and her pussy. Then there is an abrupt cut (was something snipped here?) and she’s riding him reverse cowgirl; arguably looking better than she ever has before. She engages in some dirty talk. She takes an active role and grunts and groans. They move into the patented Peter North Spoon, giving us a great view of Christy’s meaty lips wrapping around Peter’s peter.
They go around to a doggie position for a while, and then to a missionary where Peter launches a load that hits her in the forehead, then covers her tits and belly with his jizz. And then she goes in and orally cleans him up afterwards.
If you haven’t got a boner by this point, turn the movie off, there’s no hope.
Like all 80s Dark Brothers’ flicks, the theme song (also contributed by Johnny Jump-Up / Passolini) is top notch and one that I can still sing it today. It name checks their recent movies before leading into its chorus: “Now you know New Wave Hookers, and Let Me Tell Ya Bout White Chicks, but now you’ll see some black chicks, sucking on some white dicks! BLACK THROAT!”
- 24 Apr 2013
- Fanny Award Winners Announced
Posted by vanzetti
The winners of The Fannys, the Exxxotica Fan Choice Awards, were announced on Saturday, April 20th as part of the Exxotica: Atlantic City show. The award ceremony was held in the Grand Ballroom of the Trump Taj Mahal, and it was hosted by Alexis Texas and comedians Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine.
Winners are listed in bold at the top of the lists.
Whole Lotta Love (BBW Performer of the Year)
Director of the Year
Non-White Chick of the Year (Ethnic Performer of the Year)
Most Valuable Vagina (Female Performer of the Year)
Cocksman of the Year (Male Performer of the Year)
Who’s Your Mommy? (MILF Performer of the Year)
Most Heroic Ass (Best Anal)
The Who? (Most Underrated Star)
Movie of the Year
New Girl on the Block (New Starlet of the Year)
Thirsty Girl (Best Oral)
T.S. I (Heart) You (Transsexual Performer of the Year)
Cyber Hustla (Webcam Girl of the Year)
- 17 Apr 2013
- Today on Radio Sex: Jack in the Ass (2007)
Posted by vanzetti
Today at 2:40ish on Radio Sex XM103 YouPorn I’ll be talking with Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon about Jack Napier‘s 2007 awkwardly-titled gonzo movie, Jack In The Ass.
Jack Napier is their guest on Legend’s Day today, so I asked the Twitterverse if anyone knew if Jack was ever deep throated (Jack’s cock is monstrously huge, if you’re unfamiliar) and the word came back - Annette Schwarz is the only person to have done the deed.
So, I had to see it for myself. The definition of deep throat is a bit nebulous at times, but GODDAMN! she takes him balls deep. It’s a struggle, but she does it. Amazing. But that’s at the end of the movie,and there’s 4 scenes to quickly recap before that.
Since this is gonzo, there’s no story to recap — just a variety of girls having anal sex with Jack. Your enjoyment of the scenes will likely depend on how you feel about the girls.
I should also note that Jack seems like one of the nicest guys in the world. He’s always smiling, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him be “mean” or domineering; he’s there to have a good time and make sure his partner(s) does too.
First up is Sandra Romain, who was one of the reigning anal queens and she has with her Maya Gates, who is almost like her Romanian Mini-Me. They start things out with some g/g warmup while Jack is being interviewed. The interviewer mentions that Maya has decided to give up the ass — she and Jack worked together earlier in Ridin’ Dirty 2 – and there’s no better teacher than Sandra. The girls go off in search of Jack, with a red double-dong in tow; they find him in a bedroom and immediately go to town orally sharing his cock. There’s an overabundance of porn-moaning, which I personally find distracting and fake, but someone must find it effective for it to last so long… (Seriously, Maya is just sitting there, there’s no reason for her to be all moan-y.) Sandra attempts to deep throat Jack, but she keeps one hand gripped around his base to make it look deeper than it really was. Jack then goes right for the ass and bangs her energetically; her matching his thrusts, and then he takes on Maya who seems a bit more reserved now that she has a small log rammed up her pooper. The scene ends with Jack on his back coaxing a tiny load out which the girls then share and swap.
Next, Dana DeArmond looks awesome in fishnets and she’s super cute. She seems unsure about how the scene is going to go, and she sums up the scene as a circus trick, to see how big a cock she can shove up her ass. (Fingers crossed!) “His cock is like bigger than your head! It’s like a big mouth bass! You can mount it! I’m going to catch it and I’m going to mount it!” So Jack’s interview is intercut with Dana’s and he’s all excited and smiley about having her (“courtesy of my friend Mark” – Spiegler shout out!) since he wants to be her friend. (Who doesn’t?) When asked if Jack will go balls deep in her pussy, she says “Fuck that! My pussy is fucking worthless. My cervix is like “No way. You’re not getting in” It’s like a bouncer with the velvet rope – you’re not getting in.”
“You know long I’ve been waiting for this?” he asks as she’s got his cock in her mouth, “Since you had only 400 friends… I think you’re cheating on the internet, since you’re the internet’s girlfriend…”
“You’re my internet friend, she says, so it’s OK.”
And then they giggle about being in each other’s MySpace Top 8 (remember that?!?)
She lays his cock against her elbow, and it stretches down to the wrist.
He then fucks her and the camera guy mentioned “breaking down the bouncer” and you can tell she’s a bit overwhelmed by the size. (“That’s a fucking lot of cock!”) They move into missionary doggie, and she’s not convinced it’s going to work, and she lets out little squeals and she focuses on letting it happen (“I feel like I’m dying…”) as Jack works himself in pretty much balls deep. She warms up to it and they work their way thru a bunch of positions until he cums in her ass, which is made a little weird by Jack screaming the death screams of his unborn sperms. But it’s this oddball behavior that makes Jack such an appealing performer.
Scene 3 is the Ninety Nine, who is looking forward to fucking Jack since the last time they worked together it was a POV scene and he was too pre-occupied with the camera to fuck her properly. So he comes in the room, cock out and hard, and just plunges it into her. She lets out a helluva scream and they go at it. They’ve got a good vibe, and he jokes with her “How’s your ass?” and he picks her up and she throws herself down on his rod. What she might lack in the looks depertment, she more than makes up in attitude. As we always used to say, “personality goes a long way!” She challenges him to fuck her.. but I guess this is to be expected from someone who has Jack’s name tattooed on her wrist. This scene is energetic AS HELL until by end end she’s just blissed out as he’s fucking her and he’s cums inside her pussy after which she lets out the greatest little sigh.
Scene 4 has the awesomely natural Audrey Elson. Her tits are great; they look great in their bra; they look great out of the bra. He fucks her a bunch of ways and then asks her if she’s ready for the ass, and she settles down. She says she is and then they go at it, and she takes it like a champ. The scene ends with her swallowing his facial.
Last up, Annette Schwarz. She’s a sexual athlete of the highest order and this is her long jump event. She takes Jack every which way with a spirited ease of someone who has trained her whole life. She swallows his cock with some effort, but she gets it down. She ends up with the thick spit drooling out of her mouth when he pulls out, but she doesn’t need to resort to quacking to make it effective. She takes it down, and apparently can’t keep her teeth out of the way since Jack says he’s willing to put up with some pain in exchange for a deep throating; something he’s never had before, professionally or personally.
They bang each other with abandon, maintaining a lot of eye contact. He ends up jerking a load on her tongue which she wraps up with one last deep throat before swallowing.
SCENES TO WATCH IN ORDER OF MY PREFERENCE: Annette Schwarz, Ninety Nine, tie between Dana DeArmond & Audrey Elson and then Sandra Romain/Maya Gates.
NOTE TO VOD RENTERS: Aline is in the opening credits, but technically her scene was a DVD Bonus, so it doesn’t seem to have made the VOD rips.
- 10 Apr 2013
- Radio Sex Rewind: Sexcapades (1983) and Great Sexpectations (1984)
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Today at 2:40ish on Radio Sex XM103 YouPorn I’ll be talking with Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon about two of my favorite adult movies from the early 80s, Sexcapades and Great Sexpectations; both directed by my favorite helmsman, Henri Pachard.
I talked about these two movies on Playboy Radio’s Nighcalls with Debi and Nicki back in November 2011, and figured it was a good time to revisit since Eric Edwards will be calling into the show.
I’ll just point you to the earlier reviews I wrote, since they’re pretty extensive…, just click the title cards…
- 20 Mar 2013
- Today on Radio Sex: Diary of Casanova (1993)
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It was 20 years ago todayish… that Julia Ann was headlining Fred J. Lincoln‘s Diary of Casanova, the third movie in his Casanova series. (The rest in the series: Part 1: Casanova, Part 2: Ladykiller (aka Casanova Returns), and Part 4: Conquest (The Diary of Casanova Continues).
Julia Ann will be on Radio Sex’ You Porn (Sirius XM103) today, and I will be too – I’ll be on at my usual time, around 2:40 Eastern, talking with Christy and Ginger about this movie, the passing of Harry Reems and perhaps touching on Sasha Strange who has re-emerged from her retirement on Twitter.
All the Casanova movies star Rocco Siffredi as our titular hero, and in this installment, Julia Ann (oh no, those bangs!) finds his diary which gives us a little vignette movie tied together with her (and later Aaron Colt) reading the diary and us seeing what they’re reading.
The first scene has Casanova (Rocco Siffredi) seducing Cleopatra (Diva). The scene is mostly music (not much live sound) and ends without a cumshot. But that said, it’s a pretty good scene. It has some foot fetish stuff in there, with Diva sucking on toes and cocks and Rocco looking all kinds of young.
Next up is Celeste and her beau Woody Long, she’s outfitted in 1920s flapper attire, and he’s naked. She’s got a string of pearls that she plays with which makes for a nice visual. She eventually blows him and he takes her doggie then mish before cumming on her face. The scene ends with one of my favorite things – she trying to lick his uber-sensitive post-cum cock and him twitching while she does it. It makes for a real moment in an ocean of porny fakeness. The scene is scored to Moonlight Sonata.
Aaron Colt is reading the diary with Julia now, and she flips to a fantasy that has to deal with a motorcycle gang. ”Do they ride Harleys?” Aaron asks. Julia says she doesn’t know, and this saddens Aaron; “If they’re not Harleys, I’m not interested.” So instead, we get a scene between flapper Celeste and Julia Ann. It’s a pretty good g/g scene and towards the end, when they’re scissoring, Celeste takes Julia’s fingers and fellates and licks them and it is the hottest thing in the world. They also use the pearls in this scene too. The scene is scored to Peer Gynt.
Julia’s reverie is broken by the unexpected appearance of Casanova! He wonders why she has the diary,but understand why she would want to read it. And would she perhaps like to go with him for a drink? This, of course, makes Aaron jealous, and we have a very awkward scene of playacting between Julia and Aaron which is happily interrupted by them fucking.
Both Aaron and Julia look great. Where Julia often looks a bit pale, in her scene, she’s lit to look rather tanned and it’s a good look. This is also before her small black heart tattoo on her right breast, for those concerned with such things. They run thru the usual positions and the scene ends with Aaron jerking off around Julia’s mouth. How I wish he’d let her do the work — they’re dating after all, so she must get him off in their private life, right? — and he has a slo-mo cumshot right into her mouth. This scene is scored to some Schubert.
And then, before we know it, Casanova is poolside with Nikki Sinn (pre-nosejob) and a short-haired sandy blonde version of Melanie Moore. He all have a nice shag on and around a chaise lounge, with Nikki even giving up the butt (and licking Rocco’s feet while she’s at it.) The scene is plagued with car and plane and helicopter sounds. Rocco finally cums on their faces with another slo-mo cumshot, and there’s a fair amount of time spent afterwards, with the performers all smiling and laughing which really makes for a hot scene.
We fade to credits.
This is an unpretentious movie, classical music score notwithstanding, and the scenes are worth a quick look via VOD. The nice thing about VOD is how easy it is to skip around to find just the parts you like.
Also on the show, I’m hoping to talk a little about Sasha who was in the first Buttman movie, Adventures of Buttman, along with a pair of classic Christy Canyon movies - Hot In The City and Play Christy For Me. Her favorites are the five movies she made for director John Leslie - Bad Habits, Nurse Tails, Playin’ Dirty, Slick Honey and Strange Curves. She’s popped her head out of the retirement pool and is now on Twitter: @pornstarsasha
And lastly, RIP Harry Reems. Harry died yesterday after a long fight with pancreatic cancer. A friend of his, Don Schenk, posted this memorial over on WarriorForum:
A few years ago Harry’s health began to deteriorate due to peripheral neuropathy and emphysema, forcing him to retired from real estate. This past summer he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which the doctors discovered during a routine test for something else, and Harry went through months of chemo and radiation treatments.
On March 5th, Harry entered the VA Hospital due to jaundice. His liver was failing. Next his kidneys began to fail as his body started to shut down. My wife and I have been driving from Park City down to the Salt Lake City VA Hospital to visit with Harry and Jeannie every afternoon.
Harry slipped into a coma 4 days ago, and passed [the afternoon of March 19].
Harry came to fame in Deep Throat and parlayed it into a porn career that lasted around 17 years. He made 135 or so movies and some loops that we don’t list.
My favorite Harry Reems performance is in Grafenberg Spot, where he’s paired up with Ginger Lynn who discovers that she ejaculates when her G Spot is stimulated, and Harry can’t quite wrap his head around it; but eventually, he ends up loving getting the facefull of lovin. An edited version of the movie is available as the original featured Traci Lords, but her part was easily excised.
He had a well-known post-porn life as an alcoholic and then a real estate agent in Park City , Utah where he spent the rest of his days. The Observer has a great profile on Harry they published around the time Inside Deep Throat was released in 2005.
Good night, Harry.
- 13 Mar 2013
- Today on Radio Sex: Bobby Sox (1996)
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As usual, I’ll be on Sirius XM103 Radio Sex’ YouPorn with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn today around 2:40pm Eastern to discuss Paul Thomas 1996 movie, Bobby Sox.
One of the worst things to ever happen to porn was the VCD. The VideoCD was the step between VHS and DVD. It was huge in Asia and could hold 7 or 80 minutes of video depending on what size CD was used. Vivid, hoping to capitalize on these new markets and this new format, edited all of their features down to 74 minutes, and in their wisdom, released these edits on DVD when that format took off.
To make matters worse, Vivid faked “Multi-Angle Viewing” which was a feature of DVDs that allowed you to change the angle of the scene you were watching. This feature was used by the Virtual Sex… simulations where the production team would run two cameras on a given scene and the viewer could choose which angle to view. Vivid, tho, didn’t shoot their features with two cameras, so they’d fake it, and they’d edit the fuck out of their sex scenes, putting half the scene in Angle 1 and the other in Angle 2. this made for very disjointed viewing. An icon would pop up during the movie at which time you could click your angle button to see some other action; but it wasn’t like the Virtual Sex titles where that angle was actually the same action from another viewpoint; if you were watching a blowjob scene, you’d see a different part of the blowjob when you changed angles. So if you were hoping to see that great eye contact from a different side, you were out of luck because that eye contact was only in that one part and the alternate angle was from earlier or later in that same position.
What this means is a lot of movies which were 2 hours long on VHS were cut to death… and Bobby Sox is no different; tho the VOD version they’re streaming at HotMovies is 106 minutes which is down from it’s original running time of 144 minutes. Those missing 38 minutes were taken by removing Scenes 5 and 8
I reviewed this movie back in ’96 and when I heard Steven St. Croix was going to be on the show today, I figured I’d revisit it.
Bobby Sox is a gentle take-off of the Joe Dante film, Matinee. In Matinee, John Goodman plays a small-time movie promoted who travels from small town to small town around the country promoting his schlocky horror movies, in this case “MANT – half man, half ant!” In Bobby Sox, Jamie Gillis is the impresario and he’s driven around by Jon Dough.
The town is made up of young lovers Nikki Tyler and Steven St. Croix; Nikki’s mother, Shanna McCullough and soda jerk Bobby Vitale who also has a crush on Nikki. Other residents include Jenteal and Chelsea Blue, cops Jay Ashley and TT Boy.
I don’t know if it’s right to call a porno “affectionate” but this movie was “affectionate” towards its characters, the town and the power of the movies.
Here’s my review from 96 for the play by play:
Jon Dough and Jamie Gillis are small time film promoters who roll into a small town. Nikki Tyler and Steve St. Croix are boy/girl friend, but he’s a bit domineering. Bobby Vitale is Nikki’s long time friend who has the secret crush on her. There are other folks around too.Jamie ends up pissing off Steven who has him framed for kidnapping. Nikki rescues Jamie who stays with Nikki’s mom, Shanna McCullough. Jamie and Shanna fall in love.
Nikki Tyler/Steven St. Croix
I can’t figure out if Nikki is attractive or not. By all accounts she should be, but the fake eyebrows and tits swing over to the “not so much side” but something unqualified makes her attractive… maybe its her super energetic blowjobs (that look better than they probably feel)We start with an outdoor scene. There some dry humping as the credits roll. Nikki doesn’t want to go any further, but she relents and blows him. It’s an energetic BJ which then turns into him eating her. She keeps squeezing her eyes shut which is a little disconcerting. She does this throughout her sex scenes in the film.
Steve jerks off towards her and she cleans him up afterwards.
Jon Dough/Jenteal/Chelsea Blue
Wow is Chelsea Blue attractive! Natural tits, she seems on the tall side, a nice pouty sultry look… mmmm.A bizarre scene in a black box theatre. The girls are auditioning Jon, and he’s auditioning them. There’s a lot of nipple slapping, something I don’t quite understand. Happily both girls have natural tits, so things start off on the right foot.
Jon orders them around to prance about, pull their top up, down, etc. Jenteal looks rather disinterested about the whole thing… especially the part when Jon grabs her by the throat. There is a great beaver shot of Jen, reclining back in RC position on top of a clothed john, her ass hanging down between his legs. Yummy. Jen gets eaten out in this position. There’s nothing new from here on out, it’s your basic she-sucks-while-she-fucks scene, though there is a very nicely shot extended RC (condomed) by Jenteal. Then an OK RAC by Chelsea, but too much gyno, not enough full body. Jon cums on her box.
Shanna (now with enhanced tits… sniff) masturbates with a green metallic vibrator while looking at a swingers s&m magazine.
Nikki Tyler/ Steven St. Croix
Nikki does some cheesecake style posing then Steve eats her out. Another energetic BJ, then some standing doggie. on a forklift.They move down into the drivers seat of the forklift which gives them a few acrobatic opportunities. Steve then cums on her box.
He tells her that now she’s his and she better not hang out with Jamie anymore, and she tells him to fuck himself. So, to get revenge, he frames Jamie for the kidnapping of one of the townie girls.Bobby Vitale then uses MS Word (!!! and it kept beeping!) to get into the prison computers to reschedule to cops’ pickup of Jamie Gillis…
Jay Ashley/TT Boy/Kim Kummings
Outdoor scene. They’re cops. She starts sucking them off. Some standing mish. Kim’s tit’s seem real. So far, only Nikki has fakes in this movie… is Paul Thomas still lurking?There’s some nice RC, though as before, there is a bit too much gyno. I bet this would be a bit more satisfying in the cable version. Jay leaves TT Boy to do the standing doggie, then some standing mish anal against an old truck. TT cums near her ass.
While the cops get laid, Bobby and Nikki free Jamie and smuggle him to Nikki’s house.
Nikki Tyler/ Bobby Vitale
Finally, all those years of sexual tension break loose. Nikki’s upset over Steve, and Bobby has had blue balls for 18 years. So they have a tryst in an adult movie theatre. It’s a pretty hot scene, all things considered. It’s well acted. There’s a certain desperation and passion here which is kinda unusual in porn these days…
Jamie keeps himself drunk on Absolut and happy by dressing in women’s clothing. There’s also a baby fetish going on as well as he suckles at the Absolut bottle at Shanna’s feet. A very nice scene with he and Shanna dramatically.
Chelsea Blue/Jamie Gillis
Nikki brings Chelsea over. What follows is an incredibly hot tease scene. She’s very attractive… sultry. Jamie is still one of the best actors around. It is this acting that really propels the scene into something special.Jamie’s dirty talk is held in check by his loneliness and drunkenness, which leaves us to concentrate on Chelsea.
There’s quite a bit of nice posing and threats to fuck her with a banana. She sits on his face and he eats her ass. She tries to suck him, but he’s too drunk to fuck.
Alex Sanders/Steven St. Croix/Chloe
The revenge fuck. St. Croix puts Nikki on the forklift and raises it. This makes for the most annoying scene in the whole movie. Take my advice and press the mute button, lest you subject yourself to the shrieks of Nikki Tyler which makes Yoko Ono sound downright melodic. Real nails on the chalkboard stuff. (“Nick! Nick! Lemme down! Nick!”)Chloe is another small lithe natural titted wonder. She’s a bit on the pale side, and reminds me of Fransesca Le. She blows Alex and then she blows Steve to piss off Nikki. After a stint of doggie, Steve cums on her ass to leave her for Alex who fucks her in the ass them cums on her face. Her lip touches his dick, which makes it the closest thing you’ll see to an ass-to-mouth in a Vivid flick :-)
Jamie and Bobby show up to rescue Nikki. St. Croix pops Jamie in the gut and Sanders gives him a punch to the head. Vitale gives St. Croix his best shot which results in him being laughed at and he ends up in a stack of boxes. As St. Croix goes back for Jamie, Jamie places a few punches to the head and body and pulls a gun on St. Croix.
Shanna McCullough/Jamie Gillis
A very touching sub/dom scene, with Jamie in blonde wig. Shanna has Jamie on a leash. She is in patent leather gloves, panties, undercup bra and thigh high boots. He worships her butt for a while and then she spanks him. He eats her while she’s in the fuck swing She gets his balls in a sling, while he fucks her He shoves a butt plug in her and fucks her doggie for a spell. Some nice RC. She sits on his face in the RC position and he eats her ass. Finally, she blows him and he cums on her face.Again, the acting here is what elevates this scene.
I enjoyed this movie quite a bit. I don’t know that it deserved a 10 from AVN, but it was pretty well made all the way around.Casting Nikki Tyler was a gamble since she can be quite flat (silicone notwithstanding) but I don’t know who I would have used in her place.
Jamie Gillis rules. Think of his extreme work as you will, but when given a good straight role, he can work it, man. Same goes for Shanna McCullough. She was always a fave when she was full time; she had a pretty good bit of talent. I guess it has something to do San Francisco. Most of the San Fran actors (her, Mike Horner, Jamie, etc.) seem to have it over their LA counterparts.
PT did an OK job with this material. We’re not talking fantasic, I think the movie succeeded because of the script and the performers — someone like Jonathan Morgan in the Jamie Gillis role, for instance, would’ve killed this film — some of whom I never expected much from (Bobby Vitale).
The “new girls” Chelsea Blue and Chloe are welcome additions to my viewing realm. I’m going to have to search out more of Chelsea’s stuff. She’s got a look about her that I hope is more hers than her character’s…
And the jury is still out on Nikki Tyler.
It’s a toughie. It’s a definite couples film and if you’re not part of a couple it may not do much for you. The sex is character driven which to me is far more satisfying but to those Max fans out there is woefully lacking in the gobs of spit and speculums :-)On the Imperial scale, I would say it is a must rent, and a marginal purchase if you are a fan or can get it for under 15 bucks. That translates to about a 3.40
Thoughts in 2013
I’ve come around to Nikki Tyler. :-)